Tuesday, December 7, 2010

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BREAKING: Arabs to Resume the War Against Israel


TAP. Arab nations decided to resume the war against Israel, declaring the year 1432 as the final year in the existence of the Hebrew Nation. They are using the latest discoveries of the think tanks that appeared in the last decade in the Gulf Countries ( Brookings Institute Doha , Center for Arab Studies , etc). The conclusions of these very efficient agencies made the Peoples from the Desert understand that modern wars can't be won through sending teenagers to explode their asses. The newly discovered arms are based on ecology.
For the first time since Prophet Mohammad, the Gulf Arabs are taking the lead. Syria is too poor and weak, Egypt is busy with Haifa Wehbe, Turkey isn't yet certain if it's European or Middle Eastern, and Iran can hardly cross the Iraqi marches.
This explains why, for instance, a country like Bahrein calls its policy eco-friendly while its Sheikh, or Prince, uses a Jumbo Jet 747 to flight from his tiny island to the neighboring Saudi Arabia.
In fact, the eco-friendly politics of the Gulf Countries are what Arabs call "throwing ashes in the eyes". Bullshit, as a polite American anchor would say.
Eco societies in an Arab country are nowadays as dangerous as a nuclear facility. A TV-channel like National Geographic Abu Dhabi , so innocent in its appearance, teaches to the Arab citizens how to behave like wolves and lions. A post-doctoral student of Anthropology from the University of North Canson in Nevada-Bay , who is writing an article on the effect of National Geographic in the region, told me that Arabs, while watching the channel in their coffee shops (local pubs), say "Subhan' Allah" several times. That's their "mot de guerre", a proof that NG is extremely politicized out there.
The first battle in this war was waged a few weeks ago, as undercover Muslim Scientists wore clothes of religious devout and started to pray for the rain ( http://en.ammonnews.net/article.aspx?articleNO=11040 ). However, Mazou Mouabni, super-star journalist for the TAP, reported that their prayers were intended to bring fire on Israel rather than water in Palestine. The results didn't wait much: God, happy after all the animals he got in sacrifice during the Eid , sent two Druze henchmen to burn Haifa ( http://www.jewishtimes.com/index.php/jewishtimes/news/jt/israel_news/teen_arrested_after_admitting_to_starting_israeli_fire/22082 ). Other reports claim that Hassan Nasr Allah, a close relative of the Muslim God (Allah), was prophetical about this development when he said, during the 2006 war on Lebanon: "We will strike Haifa, and what's beyond Haifa".
Israel retaliated not long after, using the same weapons: nature was once again misused, and sharks were sent to attack Egypt ( http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/8185915/Shark-sent-to-Egypt-by-Mossad.html ). The notorious Mossad posted several well trained Jewish Sharks (they do hold the Israeli citizenship, and they belong to the 13th missing tribe. But, like the Falasha and the Philippine Jews, they face racism from the American and European Jews of Israel) to seed the darkest fear on the shores of the Red Sea. Exactly like 9/11, not a single Israeli citizen died. One of the sharks observed has a Magen David in his back.
We are still waiting for Wikileaks to shade more lights, but it appears that Arabs are allying themselves with Latin America, confirming once again the accuracy of Huntington theses on civilizations. Bresil, Argentina and Uruguay recognized the terrorist state of Palestine as a country ( http://www.arirang.co.kr/News/News_View.asp?nseq=110015&code=Ne2&category=2 ), thing that will led, in the end, to the destabilization of the Jewishness of Israel.

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